I would suggest you NEVER trust a shortened URL. Here’s a good way to check them: http://ping.fm/59XWi – it’ll let you see where it goes 1st!

Be wary: I got a inst. msg. today: “haha wow, have you seen this pic you were tagged in yet? LOL” w/a URL attached. It’s bogus! Be careful!

Q: What’s Irish and gets left out in the rain?

A: Sure an it’s “Paddy O’Furniture” dontcha know!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

If Ash Wednesday is the day after Mardi Gras, what’s the day after St. Patrick’s Day? Hangover Day? Hair ‘O the Dog Day? Prohibition Day?

Today is the Ides of March. With the Earthquake, Tsunami, the Dow Jones, etc., how much worse can it get today? No wait…I don’t wanna know.

Amendments I could get behind: “None of the Above” – making it mandatory that it appears as a choice in EVERY election contest.

It’s Lent, and as a good Anglican, I am expected to give up something. I’m giving up Liberals. If it works, I’m making it permanent.

If I hear any of you Progressives moaning about gasoline prices, I’m gonna take your Obama bumper stickers & shove ’em up your tailpipes.

Thought for the day (Obama edition):

“When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.”

James H. Boren

http://ping.fm/xarB9 Justin Bieber meet Peggy Lee. Peggy…Justin. Justin…Peggy.